It's been a while since my last post.... did you miss me ninjas?! I have decided to return on a bit of a serious note. What I am about to do is ground-breaking. I am going to define love in words, WORDS, words, WOrds. Yeah, take a second to believe............ you done? Alright, here it goes. "Deep breath." OK, maybe I did not just take a deep breath (just added that for dramatic effect and suspense). But OK, no more procrastinating. Love means to be strongly affectionate towards someone of the opposite sex. I know the whole gay community was just shaken, but sometimes you have to take off the wrapper to eat the candy. Yeah, not the best saying, but hey, who is doing the inscribing? Exactly. OK, I know some of you are reading this and feeling unsatisfied but here, let me stimulate your mind real quick. Love needs to be simplified. Most people aren't Shakespeare. As a matter of fact, no one living is Shakespeare. People are actually more like Forest Gump. For them to understand "things" you have to inscribe your idea in stone, a particularly big stone, then heave it at their forehead. Some people place love on a pedestal so high, Mr. Fantastic of the Fantastic Four couldn't reach it. Some people also give love so many definitions, Webster's Dictionary just reads, "It means whatever you want it to mean." Let me apologize for Webster, cause no it does not. Let me rap this up and make things crystal clear. Love is strong affection, not to be confused with strong lust. The only thing you need to figure out is whats "strong" to you. And with that, I am out.

Galactic Tornado!

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